N - U - exam Alan - N - exam torch - get it - S - D - S - exam tape - get it - pull chain - look - exam carnation - get it - S - W - exam cow - milk it - exam bottle - get it - exam postman if he skates by - N - N - in - drop carnation - exam wand - get it - out - E - exam crowbar - get it - in - exam spade - get it - in - exam boxer - drop bottle - exam gloves - get them - wear them - out - out - E - exam book - in - exam basket - get it - out - S - in - exam gristle - get it - in - D - dig - open manhole with crowbar - drop crowbar - D - exam pirate - give tape to pirate - dig - dig - exam pig - get it - U - N - give pig to thief if he appears - exam flag - get it - W - S - S - W - in - drop flag - out - S - S - in - exam uniform - wear it - out.

E - exam parchment - in - exam boots - get them - wear them - out - drop uniform - wait until Alan disappears - say invoices - look - wave wand - push pink button - push red button - D - N - U - drop gristle - look - exam money - get it - D - exam medicine - get it - E - D - S - pull chain - S - in - drop all - exam champagne - get it - drink it - spit - exam seed - get it - go back to tailors - get basket - get all - wear gloves - wear boots - out - N - E - in - give medicine to wolf - exam blueberry - out - N - in - buy cucumber - exam it - out - N - N - plant seed - exam ticket - get it - W - exam deckchair - get it - E - E - wait until thief appears - if he's already taken the pig then give him the ticket, otherwise give him the pig and wait until he reappears, then give him the ticket - climb rocks - exam carrot - get it.

D - W - S - S - S - in - in - drop cucumber - drop deckchair - say invoices - wait until Alan appears - wave wand - push green button - D - pull chain - E - N - N - N - E - S - S - exam Grog - exam wall - eat wall - N - N - W - S - S - in - in - out - out - S - in - in - exam key - get it - out - out - N - in - in - flush key - out - out - N - N - E - S - S - S - get key - open door with key - drop key - S - drop blueberry - exam watch - N - N - N - N - W - S - S - W - in - exam spoon - get it - out - W - in - exam oil-can - get it - out - S - exam Yitshak - sell Alan (note swearword) - say invoices - wait until Alan appears - wave wand - push blue button - D - pull chain - E - N - N - N - E - S - exam bell - get it - S - S - S - exam card - get it - fuse forcefield with spoon - drop spoon - S - say swearword - S - oil lever - pull lever - drop oil-can.

D - in - insert card - get it - push T button - S - in - give card to man - exam aqualung - out - E - N - N - N - in - push button - out - S - S - in - in - in - in - out - N - N - in - push button - out - S - S - in - in - exam ear-muffs - get them - out - out - S - W - W - ring bell - drop it - E - wait until postman skates towards you - kill postman - look - exam body - get it - N - push button - out - U - N - N - N - N - N - D - bury body - U - close manhole - S - S - S - S - S - D - milk cow - drop torch - wear aqualung - swim - eat carrot - exam needle - get it - swim - look - get torch - U - N - N - N - N - N - wait until manhole collapses under Grog - D - exam Grog - U - S - S - S - S - S - D - drop aqualung - drop boots - in - push T button - S - exam telegram - get it - exam rollerskates - get them - exam papers (note postman's name) - get them - E - N - N - N - N - W - exam attendant - give telegram to Ernie - give skates to Ernie - dig - exam bomb - get it - E - exam beachball - get it.

S - S - S - W - push button - out - E - say postman's name - U - drop bomb - D - look in safe - exam mirror - get it - U - wear ear-muffs - U - burst beachball - D - D - W - in - push T button - N - in - in - out - out - E - in - in - drop beachball - say invoices - wait until Alan appears - wave wand - push yellow button - D - pull chain - E - N - in - in - exam axe - get it - out - out - S - W - push button - out - E - U - U - N - D - say <name> (copy protection) - chop door - N - wave mirror - N - drop all - in - wait until Alan disappears - push button.

by Neil Shipman